Top 10 ways to identify that it is time...

Ok, so I'm laying down some ground rules here. Very important ground rules *shakes fist*

Top 10 ways to identify that it is time.... to stop your friend from drinking

10. Your friend is straying from their normal alcohol selection because there is nothing left but the crap.

9. They use terms like "I love you so much," or, "I'm a terrible person."

8. They choose the floor over standing or chairs

7. They then crawl on the floor rather than walking around.

6. They give lapdances (and they aren't a stripper)

5. They receive lap dances (that aren't from a stripper....or a hot chick)

4. They take pictures of themselves with their friends boobs as if they were at Disneyland and the boobs were Mickey Mouse

3. Your friend is on the other end of prior stated situation.

2. They are calling people they talk to daily by the wrong name...(like Melissa for instance).

1. They have a breakdown, complete with self loathing and tears that are usually only worn on those who just watched Steel Magnolias.

If 5-10 is happening to your friend-take away the booze! if 1-4 is happening to your friend either a: find them a ride b: take them home or c: call them a cab. Thank you, that is all.