My Dear Jon

Dear Christina Aguilara,

You're just not the new hot thing anymore. It's not you, it's America....we just don't love you. Grasping at straws is certainly not going to help you. In reality, the only thing you ever did that was worth while was the "Dirty" video, which was really only cool....because it was busted as all hell. I am not the first person to blog about your obvious failure, and I probably won't be the last. You aren't going to be Lady GaGa, and certainly will never be Madonna. I understand being inspired....but just straight up reproducing someone else's work.....not winning you any points. Your new video...a very provocative rip off




Hmmm....not reminiscent at all of the story line of.....




and certainly didn't take the rest from this one....




and bits and pieces from this one...




It's totally okay to take inspiration....but in the future I would probably advise you not to blatantly rip off two of the greatest pop divas EVER. You're just not enough for it.

Love Always,

Moi'